Never substitute chicken for ham in a chicken and mayo sandwich. Ever.

My mother is so intent on keeping me home that as soon as she found out I was saving to buy a car and move out she doubled my board.

Overprotection/10

Last night I was having beers with a couple mates and they started talking about weird shit they’d done with girls and the strangest places they’ve had sex and how great uni is and how awesome there jobs are then it got to me and well…I’ve never been with a girl properly, I hate uni and as for my job..Well I’m a kitchen hand at a fast food restaurant.

Spud life.

Forever alone and catless. Fuck you cat allergies. Fuck you.

The last three weeks my lecturer for Legal Systems has brought in a guest speaker. In order they’ve been a feminist from New Zealand who spoke about her life of oppression because some guy didn’t hold the door open. An old Russian guy who whinged about capitalist oppression on the developed world and a pot smoking vegan who was clearly high and rambled on about how meat is bad and that eating meat is murder.

If I wanted to pay in excess of $15000 to have the opinions of a vegan socialist alternative feminist forced down my throat I’d go buy the materials to build a mud brick house in the forest with other vegan socialists and smoke weed all day long with the guest lecturers we had.

It’s a fucking law school for fuck sake…

Sigh…I hate the city, everybody is so rude

Gets the sniffles.
Gets sore throat because of sniffles.
Gets cough because of sore throat and sniffles.
Cough makes sore throat worse.
Sniffles make sore throat worse.
Worsened sore throat makes cough worse.
Worsened cough make sore throat worse.

It’s a vicious cycle.